The Life List of
Graduate high school. I think have that one under control.
Average 20 points a game this season in basketball.
|Make all-league and all-section.|
|Win more games than I did my sophomore year.|
|Make it to the County Center in the playoffs.|
|Get in to half of the colleges I apply to.|
|Graduate from college|
|Meet Dwayne Wade.|
|Attend every major sporting event, such as the Super Bowl, World Series, and NBA Championship. Hockey sucks.|
|Visit every continent, except Antarctica, because why would I want to go to Antarctica?|
|Watch the Lord of the Rings without falling asleep.|
Be on Family Feud, just so when I say something I can hear everyone say, “Good Answer!”
Be on the Price is Right, play PLINKO, and win a car. It’s a combination that isn’t possible, but I think I could make it happen.
|Have sex on a Ferris wheel.|
|Be on ESPN, for any reason|
|Win the lottery.|
|Make it to, and win the World Series of Poker.|
|Not get arrested.|
|Go to Canada and Mexico on the same day.|
|Drink a beer, or more, in Milwaukee.|
|Beat up a mascot at a Major League Baseball game.|
|Get on the leader board in Yeti sports|
|Eat an Italian dinner in Italy.|
|Dunk a basketball on a regulation hoop. I may have already done this, I’m not sure though.|
|Take batting practice at Yankee Stadium.|
|Actually learn how to speak Spanish, even though I have been taking it since 7th grade.|
Make a sex tape with Paris Hilton.
|Meet Lindsay Lohan, and if possible make a sex tape with her.|
|Go to a golf tournament and yell, “Get in the hole!” after every shot.|
|Go to a taping of Inside the Actor’s Studio.|
Meet Nelly, and rip the band-aid off of his cheek.
|Bowl a perfect game.|
|Participate in the Olympics.|