The Life List of

The Life List of

Matthew DiRe 

 

Grow a beard Record an Album with Matt Baer and go on tour Do Canadian things with Mr. McRae Get hit by a car (and live) Get as good as Matt Cysner at Rock Climbing Have a "thing" with a foreign super model Learn to drive stick Splash Danny Glass with muddy water from a street puddle with a Ferrari Go to an Ivy League College Learn how to sing add the word "TSIIIIIICK" to the dictionary Condition Jacob Seidman never to say "GUD1" ever again Figure everything out about the BallSmack Theorem and publish a paper Create POWERTHIRST!!!!!!! Get really good at rollerblading/ice skating Find out what else there is in life other than being really really ridiculously good looking Accumulate copious amounts of money Inseminate my wife and have children Name one of my children Nicky, another Ricky, and another Bert Buy a house/apartment next to Nicky Pyle and live there for the rest of my life Buy Fox News and have it destroyed Collect swords Be better than my brother at SOMETHING Marry the girl of my dream(s) Survive when Dr. Ruck explodes the universe Repopulate the human race with several foreign super models and or the girl of my dream(s) Figure out what the wrapper around the bottom of a muffin is called Finish this life list (complete)