The Life List of

The Life List of

Matt Krasnoff

 
  • Become the voice for a character on Family Guy
  • Watch every Seinfeld and Friends episode ever made
  • See the Knicks win an NBA Championship
  • See the Jets win the Super Bowl
  • See the Jets with the Super Bowl the same year that the Knicks with an NBA Championship
  • Be able to play basketball until at least the age of 80
  • Eat in a McDonalds in every state
  • Eat in at least one competitive eating contest
  • Swim and surf in the Great Barrier Reef
  • Visit China and/or Japan
  • Earn my picture on the wall of a restaurant for some sort of eating accomplishment
  • Make sure that I always go to the movies with my mom, no matter how old I get
  •  Stay close with my sisters throughout adulthood
  • Own a dog that weighs 200 or more pounds
  • Learn to play the guitar
  • Go skydiving in Colorado
  • Take a road trip, driving from Harrison to San Francisco
  • Find the girl of my dreams, and live happily ever after with her
  • Go to Las Vegas for my 21 birthday
  • Have somewhere between 2-4 children
  • Have lots of grandchildren
  • Stay close with my kids and grandkids, and always have family reunions
  • Figure out if animals can talk
  • Let Elmo tickle me
  • Meet Seth McFarlane
  • Meet Adam Sandler
  • Meet Vince Vaughn
  • Meet the Fockers
  • Meet Oscar Robertson
  • Defeat Mr. Kaplan in the fantasy basketball league
  • Predict the entire NCAA basketball tournament
  • Organize a fight between Jet Li and Jackie Chan
  • Discover my super powers like the characters in “Heroes”
  • Act in a movie
  • Live life with no regrets