The Life List of
v Learn to play another instrument besides the guitar.
v Perform at Warped Tour.
v Swim in a pool with fire on top.
v Make a 10 pound smoke bomb and setting it off at my house.
v Go to pharmacy school.
v Wrestle in college.
v Have a memorable senior prank.
v Own a pig.
v Streak at a big sports game.
v Have a monkey as a pet.
v Get married and not get divorced.
v Play in a successful band.
v Bungee jump.
v Be in a UFC tournament.
v Learn Ju-Jitsu.
v Learn to hypnotize people.
v Break-dance really well.
v Have my own Euro-Trip with my friends during our last high school summer.
v Cut the top off my Buick LeSabre, spray-paint it, put Christmas lights on it and jump it(if it lasts).
v Learn to back up a car.
v Get my license.
v Go out with the girl I like.
v Invent something that is totally unnecessary.
v Have a huge food fight.
v Slip and slide down a bowling alley.
v Be on a professional level paintball team.
v Have around 4 kids.
v Get more than a 1300 on my SAT.
v Draw really well.
v Be on TV for something.
v Save someone’s life.
v Learn how to make a bowling ball spin.
v Get at least a 4 on the AP.
v Go movie-hopping for a whole day.
v Smash a guitar while it’s on fire.
v Stay in touch with my friends.
v Learn to sing better.
v Never smoke cigarettes.
v Be able to do a split.
v Become jacked and maintain it.
v Run in the NY marathon.
v Go to the Galapagos Islands.
v Own a house in Hawaii.
v Live and own a house in California.
v Learn to surf.
v Learn to snowboard.
v Tip some cows.
v Enter an eating contest.
v Own my own store or restaurant.
v Expand my vocabulary.
v Be on a game show.
v Win the lottery.
v Visit Australia and live there for a year.
v Hitch-hike across the country and not get jumped, stabbed, raped, or shot.
v Become a really good cook
v Make a music video.
v Learn how to sword fight.
v Land on top another planet
v Get a job.
v Become really good at DDR.
v Visit Thailand.
v Go faster than 200 mph in a car.
v Never be over 200 pounds unless it’s all muscle.
v Dig to China.
v See the albinos and the midget village on Buckout Road (Yes, they really are there).
v Go inside an actual Haunted House.
v Find Tupac.
v Crash a wedding.
v Phone-tap my parents.
v Get a tattoo.
v Submit more than 10 original videos to Big-Boys.com (now Break.com) I already have one video: http://www.break.com/articles/firecrack.html
v Overcome my fear of spiders.
v Never do drugs.
v Finish the push up tape in gym (the fitness tape).
v Break 35 pull-ups by senior year.
v Visit a rainforest in South America.
v Find where they keep the fireworks in Chinatown.
v Get electrocuted by an electric eel.
v Be able to do more than 100 one arm push ups.
v Go down a water slide in a water park butt naked.
v Become a Boondock Saint.
v Get a Mohawk.
v Go on at least one or more cruises a year.
v Learn to fly a plane.
v Find the kid who stole my wallet.
v See an alien.
v Be a cartoon or video game character.
v Meet at least 2 people who have the same name as me.
v Play super fast solos on the guitar.
v Be in Guinness book of world records.
v Go sledding at the North Pole.
v Never give up
v Get several piercings.
v Own an island.
v Ride a mechanical bull.
v Die happy and with at least 90% of this list done.
v Break 100 on my life list ( I just did!)