The Life List of

The Life List of

Jeff Arcara

“I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.”   

-Albert Einstein


Play collegiate golf

Graduate from college with an engineering degree

Turn Professional

Make PGA Tour Qualifying School

Pass Q-School

Finish Top Ten in a PGA Tour Event

Make at least one hole in one

Play golf with Tiger Woods or Jack Nicklaus

Visit and play 18 holes of golf in all 50 states (including Alaska)

Get Married

Have two or three children

Get a dog

Teach Lindsay Lohan to drive

Film my own montage about anything

Mount a TV in my bathroom in front of the toilet

Put a urinal in my bathroom

Build a computer

Make $500,000 in one year

Dunk a basketball on a regulation hoop

See the Jets win a Super Bowl

Go to a Super Bowl

Buy a house in Florida on a golf course

Play a round of golf at:

  • Augusta National

  • All 8 Pinehurst Courses

  • TPC at Sawgrass

  • Pebble Beach

  • Bethpage Black

  • St. Andrews Golf Links

  • Carnoustie Golf Links

Live to see my great-grand children

Go into Outer Space

Shoot a gun

Patent an invention

Cross over the International Date Line

Stand on the Equator

Top out a Ferrari on the highway

Be a contestant on The Price Is Right before Bob Barker dies

Learn to show off my pecks like Kaplan

Visit the Playboy Mansion

Visit Romantic Depot

Own every episode of Family Guy on DVD

Watch the sunset twice in one day

Live to be over 90 years old

Buy a boat

Have a Par 3 Hole in my backyard

Walk down my steps on my hands

Visit PGA Hall of Fame

Vote for president in two states in my lifetime

Go Camping

Score 2100 or more on SATs

Own a multi-million dollar house

Own a monkey

Live a happy and completely unregretful life